tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post6489316966761728401..comments2023-03-28T04:32:18.124-04:00Comments on Witless Prattle: Comics I Didn't Even Want To Read For Free: HULKKazekagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07499536996058174109noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-84683471430700970582009-06-28T20:49:33.163-04:002009-06-28T20:49:33.163-04:00Well, this assumes that they don't pull anothe...Well, this assumes that they don't pull another Dan Buckley and invent an entirely fictional EiC to work their will. :)<br /><br />"Contingency Plan #3--steal underwear, re-watch South Park episode to figure out which step comes after that . . ." Man, this could be a new internet Meme.Kazekagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07499536996058174109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-10430949041063650742009-06-28T15:40:54.418-04:002009-06-28T15:40:54.418-04:00Bright side? I doubt Tau Alpha Dumbass will surviv...Bright side? I doubt Tau Alpha Dumbass will survive the next regime change unless one of Quesada's flunkies gets appointed the new EIC. Of course, given that the nutjobs are running the madhouse at the moment, I suppose that prospect is more likely than any of us would care to admit.<br /><br />"Contingency Plan #2: Impregnate ex-girlfriends of Captain America, Hawkeye, Spider-Man (check), my son (check), Silver Surfer and Mr. Fantastic. Raise army of evil mutant baby ninjas. Conquer world." :)Diana Kingston-Gabaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06606122690934557406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-56484184244157940262009-06-20T19:36:41.356-04:002009-06-20T19:36:41.356-04:00Yes, we call that the Daniel Way effect. The sheer...Yes, we call that the Daniel Way effect. The sheer magnitude of the Peter Principle at the ol' Crackhouse of Ideas is really gobsmackingly ridiculous.<br /><br />I can beleive that anyone who tarts about in armour painted up like a candy cane and thought sacrificing to real goblin people was a good idea would have every weird-ass plan on the table, <i>especially</i> Severe Bowel Distress. :)Kazekagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07499536996058174109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-11533183809054727142009-06-20T08:15:39.066-04:002009-06-20T08:15:39.066-04:00That's how things roll at the Frathouse of (Ba...That's how things roll at the Frathouse of (Bad) Ideas, Sigma Alpha Schmucka. It doesn't matter how utterly useless Loeb gets as a writer, he's Facebook Friends with Joe Quesada and is therefore set for life.<br /><br />Apparently constipation is a serious problem among superheroes, as it seems to be <a href="http://tinyurl.com/n6ccm7" rel="nofollow">spreading...</a> You think maybe <i>that's</i> Norman Osborn's plan? Block 'em up so they can't fly anymore?Diana Kingston-Gabaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06606122690934557406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-47382064648017444722009-06-07T19:09:54.158-04:002009-06-07T19:09:54.158-04:00Yeah, the problem with Loeb is that incompetence t...Yeah, the problem with Loeb is that incompetence that would surely have annihilated another man's career only seems to benefit his and he gets more and more work as a result. That this flies in the face of everything our parents tell us about the rewards of hard work, like all of the other things they tell us, is a feeble tissue of lies.<br /><br />(Note to self: never drink water when reading Diana's responses--will come through nose) That's why he's red, actually--apparently a low fiber diet leads to anger and constipation so acute that you begin to leak radioactivity.Kazekagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07499536996058174109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8207237618509440496.post-44726541733767328902009-06-07T14:51:31.757-04:002009-06-07T14:51:31.757-04:00I also hold Jeph Loeb responsible for the destruct...I also hold Jeph Loeb responsible for the destruction of "Heroes"... I'd wish for his hard drive to be eaten by a virus, but feeding his scripts to a worm might actually improve them.<br /><br />Side note: Is it me or does Red Hulk <i>always</i> look like he's constipated? I was sure he was a cautionary tale for children: don't push when you're backed up, kids, or you'll look like this.Diana Kingston-Gabaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06606122690934557406noreply@blogger.com